This being lonely thing, it really sucks,
and I ain’t got no time to waste!
I’m sick and tired of my friends in flux!
I won’t care if you are not my taste.
But I do not have to worry anymore!
I’ve got this simple answer right in store!
I’ve got the
Friendmaker 9000,
making friends all left and right.
Friendmaker 9000
Making friends is not a fight!
Friendmaker 9000
It’s so easy, works so well!
Friendmaker 9000
Only time will tell.
I opened up the box and turned it on.
It made a hum and quickly he appeared.
I’m such an idiot, I’m such a pawn:
turns out the box is simply just a mirror.
There’s only so much that machines can do for me;
I haven’t figured out the recipe.
Don’t buy the
Friendmaker 9000
(some assembly is required).
Friendmaker 9000
My endorsement has expired.
Friendmaker 9000
It’s worth less than you’ll spend.
Friendmaker 9000
I still need a friend.
I love this album for many reasons, including: the instrumentation, the lyrics, the inventiveness, the way each song is like its own little episode. Bipole Moment