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A song about machines that make friends.

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This being lonely thing, it really sucks,
and I ain’t got no time to waste!
I’m sick and tired of my friends in flux!
I won’t care if you are not my taste.

But I do not have to worry anymore!
I’ve got this simple answer right in store!

I’ve got the
Friendmaker 9000,
making friends all left and right.
Friendmaker 9000
Making friends is not a fight!
Friendmaker 9000
It’s so easy, works so well!
Friendmaker 9000
Only time will tell.

I opened up the box and turned it on.
It made a hum and quickly he appeared.
I’m such an idiot, I’m such a pawn:
turns out the box is simply just a mirror.

There’s only so much that machines can do for me;
I haven’t figured out the recipe.

Don’t buy the
Friendmaker 9000
(some assembly is required).
Friendmaker 9000
My endorsement has expired.
Friendmaker 9000
It’s worth less than you’ll spend.
Friendmaker 9000
I still need a friend.

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